**MADE TO ORDER** No Soliciting If you act like you don't see this, wife will answer and she's crazy! THE GOODS: -Wood sign measures 12" X 13" -Background: Black -Text: White -Frame is handcrafted and stained in Jacobean Mini Wax -Back of sign: Unfinished pine, logo stamp, saw tooth hanger attached ***PLEASE USE THE DROP DOWN MENU TO CHOOSE EITHER "HUSBAND" OR "WIFE" OPTION*** I would like to know which one is crazy. *Current Production time is approximately 2 weeks, plus an additional 2-4 business days for shipping. There is a "rush my order" listing available to purchase if you need your item sooner than that. Thanks so much for stopping by! --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ::THE FINE PRINT:: -Sales tax is charged to all customers in California. -All of our signs here at House of Jason are distressed. Each sign will be hand distressed individually, therefore please keep in mind that each sign will be different. During the distressing process, paint will essentially be sanded away on both the text and the background of your signs. This is done purposefully to achieve a rustic, worn look. -All natural wood is used to create HOJ signs. Knots, indentions, nicks, etc. in the wood are in no way altered before or after painting. However, we do try to seek out wood that does not have overly distracting imperfections. -*NO PROTECTIVE COATING IS APPLIED TO SIGNS TO ENSURE THEY STAY MATTE! * Because of this, your HOJ signs should not be used outdoor for a prolonged amount of time, as they are not protected from most severe weather conditions. Bring this bad boy inside if Mother Nature gets crazy. -All sales are final. Thank you!!