No Soliciting Sign - We're running out of places to hide the bodies porch sign - funny new mom gift

Sales people only come once the kids are in bed...they have to have a radar for that or something! And then the dogs start barking and the moment of peace and quiet is gone. This rustic sign can help spread the message to all those frustrating door bell ringers that your house is off the market to anyone other than Amazon. No Soliciting Sign -Measures 8 x 24 -Stained dark walnut -Hand painted white text reads: No Soliciting/ We're running out of places to hide the bodies -Sign hangs from twine -A protective coating will be applied to the sign to help protect against weathering. Decorate your whole porch with these cute signs: https://www.etsy.com/shop/GreenDoorhomedecor?ref=seller-platform-mcnav§ion_id=21441276 Thank you for shopping small and handmade! Your support of my small business means so much! Amy